Literature
Shake That Ass (Armin X Reader) CRACKFIC!AU
~A/N: Listen As You Read! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YD592Gmy6Jo ~
ONCE UPON A TIME, there lived a lovely young lad by the name of Armin Arlert -or Majestic Fucking Eagle was his stage name- who was a butt model for a very large and rich company in New York, to shamelessly promote underwear that made men's asses look like bubbles. Needless to say, Armin didn't ever have to wear the product since his ass was already so hot and fine, and the underwear didn't work anyway, so really, they were just selling regular boxers to men who thought their butts would end up like the blondes. Was there a person who could see through the fraud? PO
